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(no subject) [Aug. 18th, 2005|08:27 pm]
A Film About You
by couplandesque
Your Name
Film TitleThe Fear Of God
Who Plays YouJohnny Knoxville
Who Co-StarsEwan McGregor
CategoryHorror
RatingG
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(no subject) [Aug. 18th, 2005|08:08 pm]
1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answers )
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Holy crap why did i just log on.... [Aug. 18th, 2005|07:53 pm]
A Pirate's Life for Me by barrelgoddess
Username
What kind of pirate are you?
Your ship's name?
Your treacherous first matepinstripe_suit
The sexy navigatorheather4star
The trigger-happy gunnerteerae
The monosyllabic cookvodcalit
The cranky helmsman(or woman)hazardbliss
The klutzy lookoutsimpledawn
The cute mascotsungkoo
The poor slob scrubbing the decksyotes
What's the best treasure you ever plunder?A motherlode of porn
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(no subject) [Apr. 25th, 2005|06:14 pm]
[mood | accomplished]

To catch up please check here http://www.livejournal.com/users/pinstripe_suit/48143.html

Oh my god... The delusional thought processes of a poser hippie everyone!! ::Applause:: Okay, where to start sinking the SS Flower Child… Let us start at the begging.

it is not addictive” It’s a proven fact that it isn’t CHEMICALLY addictive yes, BUT anything that makes you feel better can be addictive physcologically. I know people who can’t function in everyday life without weed. I call that an addiction whether it’s chemical or not.

FACT-->“For a small percentage of people who use it, marijuana can be highly addictive. It is estimated that 10% to 14% of users will become heavily dependent. More than 120,000 people in the US seek treatment for marijuana addiction every year. Because the consequences of marijuana use can be subtle and insidious, it is more difficult to recognize signs of addiction. Cultural and societal beliefs that marijuana cannot be addictive make it less likely for people to seek help or to get support for quitting.”

It does not kill brain cells” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FACT-->“Recent research shows that regular marijuana use compromises the ability to learn and to remember information by impairing the ability to focus, sustain, and shift attention. One study also found that long-term use reduces the ability to organize and integrate complex information.
In addition, marijuana impairs short-term memory and decreases motivation to accomplish tasks, even after the high is over. In one study, even small doses impaired the ability to recall words from a list seen 20 minutes earlier.”

it has not caused cancer” My god you make my head hurt. ANYTHING you burn and breathe into your lungs can cause cancer because it will fuck with your lungs.

FACT-->“Someone who smokes marijuana regularly can have many of the same respiratory problems as cigarette smokers. Persistent coughing, symptoms of bronchitis and more frequent chest colds are possible symptoms. There are over 400 chemicals that have been found in marijuana smoke. Benzyprene, a known human carcinogen, is present in marijuana smoke. Regardless of the THC content, the amount of tar inhaled by marijuana smokers and the level of carbon monoxide are 3 to 5 times higher than in cigarette smoke. This is most likely due to inhaling marijuana more deeply, holding the smoke in the lungs and because marijuana smoke is unfiltered.”

did you know that we have been capable of manufacturing complete organic vehicles (I mean compost and hemp, ENTIRELY) and running them off of water since the early 1900's?” They have made cars that run on the same things MINUS the hemp, so that is a moot point. Just compost and water has worked just fine.

some say it is the plant that God intended for all to use, after all, Jesus used it.” So you’re back with GOD again eh? They did allot of things back then that would seem quite right in modern times. And what is it with people bringing god into everything? Can’t you think for yourselves?

“Marijuana has NEVER caused a death” That’s like saying alcohol had never caused a death, it was the car that hit the family in the SUV or the liver cancer that did it. Your going to sit there and tell me NO ONE has ever gotten stoned and done something stupid and gotten themselves or someone else killed in the “5,000 years” people have been using it!? No car wrecks, no “Hey I bet I can jump off the house!”(People do stupid things when they are stoned) , no gang shootings or drug deals gone bad? That is one of the single most ignorant things I have ever heard.

Now how about a few of my own... Consider this me firing on a sinking ship just for the fun of it. Lets see, if you are on the side that marijuana should just be completely legalized no strings attached, I imagine I will be seeing your name in the Darwin Awards shortly so I wont even waste my time with that. But for those of you who would like it to be a controlled substance such as alcohol, let’s try something. Your on your way home from a friends house it about midnight you stop at a red light, you look down and change the radio station. Look up and the lights green you step on the gas, about half way across the intersection BAM! Drunk driver. The cops can easily tell he’s drunk. Blood alcohol proves it, he’s fucked and you’re rich. Now let’s pretend he was stoned instead. If it was treated like alcohol he would be fucked, and again you’re rich. Now lets switch places. SHWOOOOMP (That was the sound of you two switching places) Its now a late night your head home from a friends place stone sober, but tired and you fall asleep for just a second. BAM! You just fucked somebody up right. But it was an accident. But wait you had smoked the day before, fuck the week before. How do you prove you were not stoned while driving? That shit stays in your system for up to a month. So now the courts have a tough choice. Let you off because you say you were not stoned while driving and they can’t prove you were. Or lock you up because you can’t prove that you weren’t. Now we have a problem with whole controlled substance thing. They can’t prove when people are on it and when they are not. So how do they CONTROL IT!

As to Fertility…

FACT-->”Long-term marijuana use suppresses the production of hormones that help regulate the reproductive system. For men, this can cause decreased sperm counts and very heavy users can experience erectile dysfunction. Women may experience irregular periods from heavy marijuana use. These problems would most likely result in a decreased ability to conceive but not lead to complete infertility.”


For the record all information I got off the Brown University Health Services web site.
http://www.brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/atod/marijuana.htm

So whip out you hippie hand book and fire some more at me. Remember this is all friendly debating so don’t get all pissy like most pot heads do when you attack their beliefs.
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(no subject) [Feb. 11th, 2005|01:19 am]


My pirate name is:


Dread Pirate Read



Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.


Mine is so much cooler than all you guys'.
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2005|12:03 am]
Okay so 6 beers later kim is pissed at me for somthing i did 6 months ago when i first met her... well actualy she is pissed that i still think its funny. she was drunk and and passed out and me and welshy drew on her face with face paint making her look like a Vulcan hooker... it was funny. I'm sorry that i still think its funny. What a night. Alcohol make me depressed and when you are already depressed (In a clinical sence) it just makes it worse so i get in a bad mood. i take things out on people i should'nt and i read way to much into other things. its the curse of the depressed. i should be on medicine. but im not. this is why i dont like drinking that often or that much. oh well i think i will finish my last beer befor they come back in from outside then go to bed. im tired. TIRED!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2005|10:15 pm]
http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=5j655j27 everyone click that please. No matter who you are. and do what it says
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2005|02:40 pm]
[mood | touched in a bad place]

You Mother Whoring Irish Pisspots. Okay well I think everyone but the four of you are really tired of hearing it all. The bridge has been burned, the burnt frame of the bridged has been burned, the ashes left over have been burned and the memory that there ever was a bridge has been burned. Let it die. We all are doing what we want. Fuck all the "He said, she said, he did, she did" bullshit. Jesus fucking Christ people grow up. None of you want to talk to the other half, SO DON'T. LET IT DIE. Lets all move on with our own lives and let the others do the same. We all control only our own lives, so you people should stop trying to tell each other what to do. Just do what I do, If you have problem with someone just pretend they don't exist. No more trying to exacerbate the situation. So in place of that bridge there is now a wall which puts that little picket fence they had in Berlin to shame. Lets all be done.

Since everyone is ending on song lyrics.

NoFX
Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)

fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182. that's illegal if you were born in '83.

yeah, yeah, yeah.

fuck a bean cheese burrito. fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine. fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck chris cringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
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Since it's the trendy thing to do..... [Dec. 14th, 2004|11:52 am]
I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!
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An interesting conversation [Dec. 8th, 2004|11:09 pm]
Hazard Bliss: bitches and hoes man bitches and hoes
oldblues10: lol
Hazard Bliss: sweet potato pie
Hazard Bliss: jummy
oldblues10: ok....
Hazard Bliss: And then i said to him "get cho own beer guzzling frat boy!"
Hazard Bliss: And hes says he says he says "the rivers will run forth with the souls of baby cheetas!" and was like "Not if my alien sperm child reaches new york befor 1 37 exactly joe!"
Hazard Bliss: Baloosha
Hazard Bliss: Baloosha was his name i think
oldblues10: huh?
Hazard Bliss: so Baloosha said he wanted you to call the governer and ask for some bacon chees wiz for the barmitzva
Hazard Bliss: or was it a botmitzva?>
Hazard Bliss: i can keep it straight
oldblues10: you're on crack
Hazard Bliss: CRACK!! YOU GOT SOME CRACK!?!?!?!?! I saw a crack once in to sidewalk at the zooo out side the peacock house
Hazard Bliss: peacocks are some crazy monkeys
Hazard Bliss: swinging all oround with there big feathery tails
oldblues10: kim?
Hazard Bliss: but anyway there was a quarter in this crack but it was stuck
Hazard Bliss: and i needed this quarter to play space invaders
oldblues10: brett
Hazard Bliss: only it wasnt realling a game but a quarter stealing bear dressed up like a space invader game
oldblues10: I see
Hazard Bliss: I was like i was like "GIVCE ME MA QUARTER BACK YOU BIG QUARTER STEALING BEAR!!!!" and he was like "ROAR< IM NOT A BEAR IM A BROOM!!!!" and that when the janator told me to get out of his closset.
Hazard Bliss: So i went back down the hal way to where i was sittiung in the movie theator... cause i was wathing casablanca with count chockula you see
Hazard Bliss: NOw back then movie dinint costed money they costed vegitables.... now a movie like that was likely to cost you bout two onions... now i know what your thinking... red or white... well it dinint much matter as long as they were walla walla onions
Hazard Bliss: but the only way we was to get walla walla onions during the depression was to ride our bike to portland catch a buss to forth worth texas and they a trolley car to walla walla.... coudnlt go over the passes back then cause they was still being built and you might =have a hammer dropped on yout head
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2004|11:00 pm]
So party at my house what ever friday ryans party is, its a fuck the fuckers that fucking suck party. No cry babbies or cry babby sympathizers aloud, you know who you are. FUCK
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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2004|03:52 am]
[mood | satisfied]
[music |Allister : Last Stop Suburbia]

Rug burns suck! OW MY KNEE!!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2004|10:07 pm]
A wise person once said... wait no it wasnt a wise person it was theresa... You cant run away from your problems, that they will follow you wherever you go. Well thats not completely true. You can't run away from your own problems, but you can get away from other people/s. No one forced those of you who are assholes to be assholes. And that isn't our problem. You have fucked people over time and again. And we can get away from that. Its hard to over come what people think of you in some cases. When labeled a slut and a drunk by everyone around you, walls seem to form to keep you from doing anything but. No one wants to help a drunken slut, they just want to laugh. New people offer new chances to become the person you wish you were cause there is no one there beating you down about your past or who you used to be. Mark, Andy, Tracey and the rest of you are great. Keep it up.
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2004|12:39 am]
Pablo S Eskabar like sparks. I'm typing this with one hand and thinking of your mom. I hope you liked the CD. Somebody still needs a window. Bryan, Abigail and Seth are pussys. I hate you all. propablyitookers... i just made that word up.... hehehehehehehe
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2004|11:27 pm]
[mood | gloomy]

You know a long time ago I came to terms with Brooke's "friendly" past. But now her "friendly" past has become my present group of friends and its somthing I don't know if I'm dealing with very well. I can understand and respect that she had a life befor me. I have no problem with that. But it's uber wierd to be sitting at Dennys and every guy there has either messed around with MY wife or had some sort of past with her. Especial when one of them has a past that was in my time. I have hardcore trust issues with any of my friends, no matter how good of friends they are. I have been burned in the past. I know I have done my share of burning as well, but I wouldn't hold it against anyone to not trust me either. I guess it's somthing I'm just going to have to work through, but it will probably take awhile. For now when we are out I just feel I'm going to need to keep my arm around her, and keep her close. Remember it's nothing personal against any of you guys, but put yourself in my shoes. She has been my wife for nearly three years now. And it's tuff. Really, really tuff.
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2004|05:51 pm]
[mood | tired]

So today while I was cashiering an old lady came through and started ranting about my peircings and about how if her son ever did that she would disown him and stuff like that and it was kinda pissing me off. I was already in a bad mood cause I wanted to take my lunch and have a smoke, But I just smiled and ignored her... Until she saw that I was wearing a wedding ring and said "Oh my, your married too? I'm suprised are able to find someone who would just kiss you with that thing in your lip let alone a wife." To which I replied "Husband. You mean find a husband. I'm gay. And he thinks it's cute." She turned the brightest red I have ever seen. I swear I saw steam come our her ears. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the transaction. She is probably saying a prayer for my homo soul right now. It was the most fun ever.
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(no subject) [Oct. 19th, 2004|06:46 pm]
[mood | amused]

So it was brought to my attention earlier today that someone slapped a home made bumper sticker on Blake's dads car (Which he has been driving) saying something like "I have a small wiener"... Well first of all the bumper sticker idea is as old as the day is long but props to you anyway for trying. But home made? What? Are we in junior high? We are adults now, lets splurge on good jokes and get one made. I know many different places if anyone wants to know. Second, Why fuck with the mans dad’s car? I mean I would have been up for knocking him out cold and getting it tattooed on his forehead but his dad didn't do anything to anyone. I have come to the conclusion that maybe who ever this self appointed Bumper Punisher is, maybe he didn't know that it was his dads and that the other cars was Blake’s real car. Next time get it right. But keep up the good work none the less.
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(no subject) [Oct. 14th, 2004|06:48 pm]
[mood | cheerful]

There is only one way to describe the day I have had and that is with song!

AHEM!!!
It was a good day!
Whoa-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh
It was a good day!
Whoa-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|06:30 pm]
[mood | tired]
[music |Good Charlotte : The Chronicles Of Life And Death]

Big lots is gay... Oh well I'm only making 11 cents an hour less than I was. And I get a 20% discount. I used my lunch break to walk my ass down to Papa Murphys to see if Kegean was workin', and she wasn't... Bitch... See if I ever come to say hi to you again. I was up all fucking night taking care of Brooke and Ceilidh. I got one hour of sleep then went to work all day... All I wanted was a few cans of Sparks to keep me awake and drunk, but the Chevron I went to didn't have it. I guess two 24 oz cans of bud will have to do. I gotta cashier tomorrow... its going to suck. I'm gonna go beg Brooke to let me watch Van Hellsing. Laterz.

Darth Benji
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2004|05:10 pm]
[mood | I have BEER!]

Okay, that small little part of me that the alchy decided to let out last night has been caught and stabbed in the throat with a dull pencil. He is dead. The memorial service will be held this saterday night for all who wish to attend. As long as your 21. PEACE!
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